Gossip Girl S1E1 - Pilot Qoutes

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Gossip Girl:

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

(first line) Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here, and I have the biggest news ever! Spotted: Serena, making a heroic exit from B's party. Too bad for her, there's school on Monday.

Blair:

She better not show her face again.

Chuck:

I'm actually hoping she will.

Dan:

Think I got a shot at a second date?

Serena:

I don't think you could top this one.

Dan:

Well, I did punch someone.

Serena:

You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?

Dan:

No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.

Chuck:

I love freshmen. They're so...

Isabel:

Fresh?

Jenny:

Dad, you could just tell me I look nice, instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time.

Lily:

Why is my daughter going to one of your concerts?

Rufus:

Cause we're awesome.

Dan:

You'll really go out with some guy you don't know?

Serena:

Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.

Dan:

When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.

Chuck:

Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other. I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.

Serena:

And if you order a drink, they're also serving pigs.

Chuck:

I love it when you talk dirty.

Jenny:

Come on, Dan, Serena said hi to you at a ninth grade birthday party and you've never forgotten it.

Dan:

How could I? She was the only person who spoke to me.

Serena:

I love you, B.

Blair:

I love you, too, S.

Serena:

You're like my sister. And with our families... we need each other. How's your mom doing with the divorce.

Blair:

Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

Chuck:

So smoke up and seal the deal with Claire. Because you're also entitled the tap that ass.

Nate:

Do you ever feel like our whole lives have been planned out for us?

Jenny:

Too bad it's more than our rent. But I think I can sew something like it.

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